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<b>*** Subtitles by dylux ***</b>

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- East Coast!
- West Coast!

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- East Coast!
- West Coast!

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- East Coast!
- West Coast!

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- East Coast!
- West Coast!

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East Coast!

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How does if feel to be
the centerfold for losers?

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Not this year.
Sharks all the way.

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Yeah.

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Just because you skanks
go all the way...

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What?

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...doesn't mean
your team will.

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Boys.

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One, two, three, four.

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"J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"

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Jets kick ass
from east to west

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All you do is shake your butts
Cheer 101 for stupid sluts

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We're the West Coast Sharks
And we got bite

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We got what it takes
to win this fight

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Jets, you stiff,
you dull, you old

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Your moves and motions
leave us cold

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Carson, captain of their team
A loser even in her dreams

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You said it all,
except one hitch

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She's a stuck-up, nasty,
stupid little witch

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You girls think
that you're ahead

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Our mascot's moves
will knock you dead!

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I am so psyched!

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No, really. This time
it wasn't a nightmare.

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Busted.

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Damn! We're gonna
have some fun.

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Fun? We're not here to have
fun, Ruben. We're here to win.

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Do you think East Coast is here
to have fun? Hell, no! So, no fun.

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Okay. I won't use
the "F" word anymore.

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Look, this year we're taking the
title and going on the world tour.

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Hell to the yeah!

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Let's bust some
East Coast attitude!

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Reality check. The Jets have
beat us three years in a row.

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What's your problem,
doom cookie?

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No problem. Let the
disemboweling begin!

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Dibs on their entrails!

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Cheer TV is live at the Hard
Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando.

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And I'm here with Pepper
Driscoll and Vance Voorhees,

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owners of the two
rival cheer camps.

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Pepper, can you tell
us a little bit about

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the All Star Cheer
Camp Championships?

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I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special,

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because the winning squad
will represent our great nation

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on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour.

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That's right.

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And my teams will come in at
least first and second place again.

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Pepper's camp has
both champion squads

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that epitomize the clash
in American cheer styles.

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In fact, last year,
one of her squads,

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the East Coast Jets, with
their traditional cheer moves

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narrowly defeated
the West Coast Sharks,

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another one of Pepper's
squads shown here

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with their new wave
dance styling

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inspired by music
video choreography.

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In the cheer world, the
controversy is brewing over

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what exactly defines
cheerleading, precision or flavor.

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Speaking of controversy,
Vance,

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is the bad blood between
your Camp Victory

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and Pepper's Camp
Spirit Thunder

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related to your divorce?

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Of course not.
We're both professionals,

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and we handle
our craft seriously.

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Which is why I can
say that, this year,

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a Camp Victory team
will vanquish all comers.

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By vanquish
he means third again.

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No, this year Camp Victory
has a secret weapon.

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Bulltwinkle, you do not.

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We do, and I guess you're
gonna have to wait and see.

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Well, we'll all see in this
Saturday's World Cheer Exhibition

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right here on Cheer TV.

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All right, after
everybody unpacks,

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we need to practice
our home routine.

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We just got here.

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Yeah, and if we want
to leave here winners,

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it's going to take practice,
practice and more practice.

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And after that...

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Oh, my God. Carson.

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I'm, like, so glad
you came back this year.

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Hey, Brooke,
of course we came back.

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After losing to us three years
in a row, it's, like, so brave.

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Yo! Can we burn this
Least Coast trash?

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You know what? They're
not even worth it, Aeysha.

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Give it up, Brooke. We're
not gonna play like that.

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Oh, you mean
like champions?

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Yeah. Not really
your thing, huh?

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Practice in
10 minutes!

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Ta-ta.

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We're from the West
Coast The mighty, mighty West Coast

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We ain't got no fear We're
the best, it's our year!

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W-E-S-T,
West Coast can't be beat!

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I think it's time for a
little guerilla warfare.

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Brooke, where are we
gonna find gorillas?

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Just follow my lead.

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All right, you guys,
spread out. Give it flavor.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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One, two, four, five
and six, seven and eight.

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One, two, and four, five
and six, seven and eight.

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One and two...
Ignore them!

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Six, seven, eight.
Hey, girls.

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Oh, hell, no.

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Oh, shit.

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She's gonna go throw down.

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Yo, Paris Hilton.

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If you and this little
purse dog of yours

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ever pull that skanky
East Coast mess again,

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I will slice you like
government cheese!

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Aeysha, give it a rest.
Give it a rest.

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I swear to
you I will...

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I didn't know the
government made cheese.

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She better watch
her back.

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What?

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You go, girl.

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You know what? I need to
rework that transition, anyway,

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so free time until
opening ceremonies.

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Whoa.

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Hey, are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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You kind of
got skid marks.

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Good. Now the police can
track down the stroller.

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Hey, why do I feel like
I've met you before?

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I don't know.
Maybe in a prior life.

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Well, I was thinking this
one, but now that sounds whack.

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So, where are
you from?

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California. A place
called Eden Hills. You?

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Nowhere and everywhere.

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You know,
I'm an army brat.

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I guess I'm just
a regular brat.

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I've never been
out of the country.

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We just moved
back from London.

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Really?
We're going there soon.

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Oh, you're gonna
love England.

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You know me so well.
Oh, no doubt.

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Because, you know,
in our prior life,

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when we were guards
at Buckingham Palace,

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you were that hottie
wearing that bearskin hat.

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Of course, all the guards were
trying to hook up with you.

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Oh, right, let me guess.

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You defended my honor.

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No, I was trying
to get at you, too.

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Hey, you ever done
the Double-Dragon?

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What?

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Right. I got to go.

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Hey, hold up, skids.

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What if I want
to see you again?

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Number?

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916-555-0198.

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Cool. Now, I got
your number, skids.

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It's Carson.

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It's Penn.

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If you need help
wiping that off...

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Just so you know,
I'm not mad anymore.

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I MySpaced it all
out of my system.

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Now, hurry up, or we're gonna
be late for the opening ceremony.

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Why him? Why now?

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Why who?

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Aeysha,
I met this guy.

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What? I wasn't even sure
you remember what guys were.

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His name is Penn
and he's so...

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Carson, breathe.

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He's awesome and smart,
but in a good way.

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And he's hot,
caliente hot.

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Aeysha, I want
to lick his abs.

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But you didn't, right?

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No!

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I need to stay focused,
that means no cute boys.

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Right now, beating the
Jets is my top priority.

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And you're doing
the right thing.

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I know.

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So, can I have him?

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Ooh, Penn looks hot.

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Just don't.

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What do you mean?

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I like your hair
that way, Chelsea.

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Oh, it's this new gel.

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My hair always looks better when
there's something sticky in it.

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All right.
Who is she?

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What?

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The girl who's
making you stupid.

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All right. Check it out. I met her today

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when I was running.
Her name's...

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Carson!
Carson!

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Right.
Wrong.

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She's a Shark.

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She's the frigging
captain of the Sharks.

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And what did she say?
What did she want?

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Did she ask about
our routines?

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Yeah, right.

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Cheering was the last
thing we talked about.

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Penn, she's like
your sworn emeny.

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I swear it.

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Trust me.
She's not my enemy.

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Penn, you need to know.

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Carson's a two-faced,
back-biting, man-eating Shark!

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Yeah. And guys
hate biters.

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Why are you guys
busting on me?

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Because you
don't get it.

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Yeah. I think I do.

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Don't flatter yourself, Penn.

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This is about our team,
about winning.

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00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,965
So now what, Captain?

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Are you gonna forbid me
from seeing Carson?

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I would never do that.

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Good, 'cause it
wouldn't work.

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He can't date a Shark!

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Duh, Chelsea.
Watch and learn.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Hi, everybody.

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Welcome to Camp
Spirit Thunder.

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This year,
we're so proud to welcome

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a new member to
our family, okay.

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I heard she's
really tough.

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Give a big Spirit welcome to
our new choreographer, Chicago.

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Come on up here, girl.

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All right, all eyes on me.

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00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,824
Now, I want you all to
remember this gorgeous face,

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'cause it will
haunt you in your sleep.

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Now, I believe in hard work.

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00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,655
Winning knows no pain.

223
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So, when I say jump,
I wanna hear, "How high?"

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Now jump.

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How high?

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That's what I'm
talking about.

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Don't hate the
player, baby.

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Okay, seriously, Cheerzilla
is a little scary.

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What? I love her.

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She's the kind of black woman
gay men emulate. She's amazing.

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Welcome your cheer-tastic 2008
Spirit Thunder instructors!

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Come on, guys.

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That was
really great.

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Yeah! Aren't they terrific?

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Aren't they wonderful?

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Yeah!

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All right.

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And now, as you know, we have
a very special tradition here

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at Camp Spirit Thunder.

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This spirit stick
was given to me

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by the father of
cheerleading himself,

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Herkie Herkimer.

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It embodies the heart and
the soul of cheerleading,

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and it brings the luck
of the cheer spirits.

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So, each team will
be able to experience

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its powerful aura
for one night.

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That's right.

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And last year's winners of the
Championships will have the honors first,

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the East Coast Jets.

250
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Go get it.
What?

251
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,593
Come on. You do it. Go. What?

252
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,153
Just a warning.

253
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:30,067
Lose the stick and you will
face the wrath of the cheer gods.

254
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:34,402
I once knew a cheerleader who
misplaced the stick for just one day

255
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,203
and she broke her leg
doing a simple toe touch.

256
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,538
Wait for it.

257
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,873
So guard it with
your lives, people.

258
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,139
Wait for it.

259
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,546
You will find good fortune while
it's in your possession, Jets.

260
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,814
Cheer smackdown.

261
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,453
Words, shorty.
Use your words.

262
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,618
Him.

263
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,486
Abs Penn.

264
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,455
Go Jets.

265
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,522
Oh, girl.
You know a cheer Crip

266
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,568
can't be hitting it
with a cheer Blood.

267
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,497
All right. Everybody have a fun and
safe week here at Camp Spirit Thunder!

268
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,678
You're a Jet?

269
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,806
Yeah, that's
a trip, huh?

270
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,871
Why didn't you
tell me?

271
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,418
What, that I was
a male cheerleader?

272
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,784
Sure. That's a real
panty-dropper!

273
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,053
Look, I didn't
mean any...

274
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,751
Did Brooke tell
you to play me?

275
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,588
Sucks to be you, huh?

276
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,126
Carson, I didn't know
you were a cheerleader.

277
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,754
Like...
And what's the big deal?

278
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,355
I'm a Jet. So what?

279
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,525
So what?

280
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,661
I cannot have an
inter-cheeracial relationship!

281
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,331
Hello?

282
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,500
Greetings,
Camp Spirit Thunder.

283
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,770
Just a friendly video
postcard from Camp Victory.

284
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,472
Looking very forward to seeing
you in the Championships.

285
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,412
We've got a secret
weapon this year.

286
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,746
Say, Pepper, how many
of your kids can throw

287
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,981
a roundoff, back handspring
double-fold twist?

288
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,283
Oh, none?

289
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,458
Meet the new and
improved Flamingos.

290
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,391
See you at the...

291
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,894
The Flamingos?

292
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,590
They can barely
stand on one leg.

293
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,928
Everybody,
it is all right.

294
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:13,302
Vance Voorhees is just
trying to psyche us out. Okay?

295
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,501
And it didn't work last year,
and it's not gonna work this year.

296
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,339
We always win.

297
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,275
Nothing's gonna
stop us this week.

298
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,406
Except the Sharks.

299
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,746
Your little trick's
not gonna work, Brooke.

300
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,786
Making sure I knew
Penn was a Jet

301
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,753
makes it that much
easier to resist him.

302
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,285
I'm no player, but I
thought I had a little game.

303
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,294
Sorry, Penn, but I've only
got one thing on my mind,

304
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,728
and that is
crushing your squad.

305
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,464
Not even in your
dreams, Carson.

306
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,327
We're done here.
Let's go.

307
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,941
Hey, can you go on
spiritaccessories. com

308
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,075
and see if they have the
key chains that light up?

309
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,246
If pink is the new black,
what's the new pink?

310
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,655
Aeysha, I'm trying
to work here.

311
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,960
I have to find a killer stunt that'll
knock East Coast on their spanks.

312
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,224
Sorry.

313
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,157
It doesn't matter.

314
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,792
I can't concentrate anyway.

315
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,676
Hey, you need to get serious,
'cause I don't care how cute he is,

316
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,837
we are here
to win, right?

317
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,608
True that, sister, yo.

318
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,949
Girl, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

319
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,056
Five, six, seven, eight.

320
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,624
Come on. My granny can jump
higher than that from her grave.

321
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,102
...seven, eight, one.

322
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,072
Okay, Sarah,
you're up.

323
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,971
Let's have a little
spirit this time.

324
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,737
1st and 10,
do it again. Go, go

325
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,509
All right, Ruben,
you're up.

326
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,986
P- E-A-C-E. Peace to the
Middle East Go, planet!

327
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,521
He can't do that,
can he?

328
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,990
I mean, if he cheers for peace,
then the terrorists win! Duh!

329
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,262
Showmanship.

330
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,330
That's what sells
the performance.

331
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,105
So, I want everyone
to give me big facials.

332
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,078
Because you have
to remember

333
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:38,641
that points will be deducted
for bad facials, okay?

334
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,612
All right. All right,
you guys, now.

335
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,090
Any of those dance moves can
be used in a cheer routine.

336
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,150
Since when is dance a part
of cheerleading, anyway?

337
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,891
Since the world first started
recognizing that cheerleading was real.

338
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,557
I mean, think about
it, you guys.

339
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,191
If you've got some
dope cheerleading,

340
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,667
you're throwing
some hot dance moves

341
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,067
and you got some
crazy tumbling.

342
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,366
What do you have?

343
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,599
You got a triple
threat, right?

344
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,005
Triple threat
right here.

345
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,338
Yo, I got this.

346
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,105
Okay. Okay.
Bring it, boo.

347
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,515
Ain't like they can
hang when a sister

348
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,254
gets to cracking and
popping her collarbone.

349
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,795
You smell me?

350
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,692
What the hell
are you doing?

351
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,832
I'm keeping it real,
sister.

352
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,370
Keeping it real
for who?

353
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,928
You need to just be you,
okay, boo? Just be you.

354
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,001
I love it when we win

355
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,912
The only thing that's better
Is when it's twice as long

356
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,109
And I get a double-header

357
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,350
Your cart.

358
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,357
First off, we're gonna start
with happy, happy, happy.

359
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,658
We're so happy
to be here. Good.

360
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,822
All right, now,
surprise.

361
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,560
What just happened? I don't
know but it was wonderful.

362
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:07,766
Uh-oh! Here comes the big wink
for you in the back, judge.

363
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,274
Big wink.
There we go.

364
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:17,014
Come on, girl. Sunshine, I have
seen better facials at a funeral,

365
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,745
and I'm talking
about the corpses.

366
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,480
Oh, we like that,
do we?

367
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,816
Well, let's just
make that smile...

368
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,958
Oh, gosh.
Okay, all right.

369
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,516
Well, the workshop is over.

370
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,699
Do just one facial.
Come on.

371
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,342
If you hate cheerleading
so much, why do you do it?

372
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,003
For Satan.

373
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,015
That's a shiny nugget
I did not need to know.

374
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,974
It's just like
yoga, you know.

375
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,541
It is.

376
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,849
Satan is my car.

377
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,589
My parents promised me payments
and insurance if I join the squad.

378
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:07,360
Well, my parents promised me
a car if I stop cheerleading.

379
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:11,096
And if I nail a girl,
I get my own apartment.

380
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,660
See, that was
almost a facial.

381
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,969
Yeah, in Transylvania.

382
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,269
Step off, Brooke.

383
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,310
Who are you?
Her fairy Goth-mother?

384
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,007
Brooke, get over yourself,
and stop sweating my team.

385
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,311
Why would anyone
listen to you?

386
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,182
You suck as a gymnast
and a captain, too.

387
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,721
Cheer-off. Sharks!

388
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,847
Yeah.

389
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,914
Five, six, seven, eight.

390
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,392
It don't matter what we do

391
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,759
Music, baby, is our cue

392
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,094
Hands and shoulders,
face so tight

393
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,259
All our moves
will rock this fight

394
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,304
Our moves are tight,
we lift with ease

395
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,238
The things we do
will make you wheeze

396
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,038
So watch us strike
our muscle pose

397
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,635
While you all prance
and dosey-doe

398
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,806
That was cute,
your pose was dull

399
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,316
But all of you
have belly rolls

400
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,579
Once again we
groove with flare

401
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780
The moves we do,
you wouldn't dare

402
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,085
So listen quick while
your face gets cracked

403
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,921
One, two, three, you're wack

404
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,018
Your rhymes are fun,
but we're still good

405
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,256
We still can stunt,
you're from the hood

406
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,663
Hood rats, good rats,
what are you called?

407
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,224
The moves you do
won't win at all

408
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,395
So listen quick, oops

409
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,531
You said that rhyme
One, two, three, our time

410
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,371
Motions, motions,
hear them roar

411
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,140
No one's knocking at your door

412
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,374
With no rhythm
and with no sass

413
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,508
All of you can kiss our ass

414
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,779
Dance, 10, looks, 3

415
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,344
The moves you do
make us all pee

416
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,118
We laugh, we cry,
we all say hi

417
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,854
'Cause when you dance,
it's bye, bye, bye

418
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,361
Bye, bye

419
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,418
Bye.

420
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,555
Bye. Have fun.

421
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,539
Bye.

422
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,337
Yo, that was shady,
Brooke.

423
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,609
Please, you totally
popped a chubber.

424
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,707
Hey, Brooke.

425
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,773
What?

426
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,911
You've got no
clue, you're in the dark

427
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,386
Wake up call,
it's the year of the...

428
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,708
Come on, babycakes.

429
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:34,679
If we all just imagine this world's
a fabulous place, it'll happen.

430
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:41,178
I see children frolicking under a
rainbow eating hormone-free treats.

431
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,450
A unicorn.

432
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:51,819
I see mutant turtles gnawing
on festering human flesh.

433
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,598
They ate the unicorn.

434
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,229
You need Jesus.
Or Prozac.

435
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,309
Thanks for trying to
cheer me up, Ruben,

436
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,845
but I'm more mad at
myself than Brooke.

437
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,175
I let her get to me.

438
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,978
That's why we lost
the cheer-off.

439
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,076
Yeah, that bites.

440
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,245
You gonna finish
that steak?

441
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,334
Spirit to you.

442
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,134
Hey, I heard you had
kind of a rough day, huh?

443
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,645
But your luck's
about to change.

444
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,510
Okay. All right.

445
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,608
Oh, West Coast Sharks,
may the luck of Herkie

446
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,654
smile on you
as it has for me.

447
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,445
Go Sharks

448
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,581
Go Sharks

449
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,659
Go Sharks

450
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,019
Go Sharks

451
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,224
Go Sharks

452
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,322
Go Sharks

453
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,591
Go Sharks

454
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,261
Go Sharks

455
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,169
Okay, guys, we got to
give props to the spirits,

456
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,073
but isn't this
a little extreme?

457
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,706
You know how nasty some cheerleaders
can be when they're alive.

458
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,977
Do you really want to risk
the dead ones hating on you?

459
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,145
Then let's do this right.
Look, off.

460
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:29,818
Fire, water, earth,
air, spirit stick.

461
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,759
You know what this
really needs to pop?

462
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,999
The blood of a virgin.

463
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,372
Okay. Why are you
guys looking at me?

464
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,343
Come on, Carson,
just a little pin prick.

465
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:49,973
If she can take a little
prick, she wouldn't be a virgin.

466
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,645
You coming?

467
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,845
Hell to the yeah.

468
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,047
Where?

469
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,919
You wouldn't
be into it.

470
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,049
Cheer poker with
the Prairie Dogs.

471
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,821
What's the buy-in?

472
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,691
Sarah, this is
cheer poker.

473
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,197
Sounds like easy
pickings. Wait.

474
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,290
Who's gonna guard
the spirit stick?

475
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,897
You know what?
You guys go.

476
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,440
I'm captain,
I'll do stick duty.

477
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,736
Thanks.
Thanks, boo.

478
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,174
What room is the poker game?

479
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,235
Dumpy Dogs have a suite.

480
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,407
Why can't I delete you?

481
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,359
Down here.

482
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:10,653
Penn, what are you doing?

483
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,129
Well, you don't answer
my calls and texts,

484
00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:15,463
so I had to do it old
school and show up in person.

485
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,367
Don't make me serenade you.

486
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,131
Penn, you're a Jet.
We can't...

487
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,935
I know. I know. Look,
let's just do the rides.

488
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,670
No cheer talk.
I promise.

489
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:25,972
The Double-Dragon?

490
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,275
Now you're talking.
I'll meet you.

491
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,445
Cradle.

492
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,031
That was sick!

493
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,936
You had fun,
didn't you?

494
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,944
Hey! I know how
to play, bro.

495
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,070
Mmm-hmm.

496
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,310
What? I take
cheering seriously.

497
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,180
You know,
my team's counting on me.

498
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,149
I'm not gonna
let them down.

499
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,747
Word on the street?
It's just summer camp.

500
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,621
Yeah, maybe for you.

501
00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,524
We worked our butts
off just to get here.

502
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,454
So did we.

503
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,055
And we had to
raise a lot of money.

504
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,896
You know,
wet T-shirt car washes.

505
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,563
Trust me. I know.

506
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:29,096
Anyways, winning
a competition like this,

507
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:32,144
it could really up my chance of
getting a scholarship to college.

508
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,475
I even had to get a team
scholarship just to get here.

509
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,344
Yeah, so did I.

510
00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,906
You know, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.

511
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,281
In my case, it is.

512
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,546
What do you mean?

513
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,447
Look, don't get all
serious on me, skids.

514
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,014
Come on.

515
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,324
You fumbled on the
flop We'll trick you on the turn

516
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,232
Now here comes the river
and the P-Dog burn!

517
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,703
You Dogs think you can fool
us Sharks at poker faces.

518
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,040
You are so bluffing,
Prairie Dog. I call.

519
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,442
Trip cowboys.
I beat that.

520
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,538
How about my three bullets
shoot down your cowboys?

521
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,139
P- Dogs rule!

522
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,947
Oh, yeah? How about a Texas
titty twister on the house?

523
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:16,852
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, no, what the...

524
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,083
Go, go. Oh, no,
we got them.

525
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,523
We got his shorts.

526
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:24,421
Look, shark.

527
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,762
A world tour is
no big deal to me.

528
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,825
I've been overseas
my whole life.

529
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,270
Well, if you win again, you can
get a cheer scholarship, too.

530
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,898
To West Point?

531
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,844
Okay, wait, why would
you go there?

532
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,969
You're a musician
and a dancer.

533
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,808
Yeah, well, my father
is a son of immigrants,

534
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,978
and they came
from nothing.

535
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,645
And after he made a
career out of the military,

536
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,155
he had everything.

537
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,817
So, all his sons
went to West Point.

538
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:57,021
There's five of us, and,
well, I'm the last one.

539
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:01,097
So, my parents, well,
my father expects it.

540
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,794
Well, can't you
talk to him?

541
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,860
I mean, won't he let
you cheer somewhere else?

542
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:09,238
Wait. He doesn't know?

543
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,700
My dad would
spew a colon.

544
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:15,404
I kind of told him I
joined the tae kwon do team.

545
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:20,008
Can I tell you a secret,
but just between us?

546
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,211
Sure.

547
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,329
What?

548
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:36,962
Even though my family has
money, I took a team scholarship

549
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:41,405
because I didn't want him
to find out about Cheer Camp.

550
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:45,404
Wow. Well, does
your team know?

551
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,504
Weak, huh?

552
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,953
So, where does your
dad think you are now?

553
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,045
Extreme Warrior
Martial Arts Camp.

554
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,123
He watched me
pack my nunchuks.

555
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:17,071
Whoa, you sharks
do stick together.

556
00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,814
Yeah, get it, get it.

557
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,651
Move it.
Come on, honey.

558
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,195
Oh, go get Carson.

559
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,134
Honey, that girl
can wear a thong.

560
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,865
Yeah, my girl needs
to learn to hang.

561
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,667
But we need to take
this show to my crib.

562
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,368
She's guarding
the stick there.

563
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,933
Come on, you all,
let's go. Let's go.

564
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,385
Yo, Carson dipped out.

565
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,552
And took the stick.

566
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,254
Where?

567
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,594
Maybe my girl
learned to hang.

568
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,631
Come on,
let's go find her.

569
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,831
You know, I should
really get going.

570
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,600
I just told you
my darkest secret.

571
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:23,574
Yeah, I know, but...

572
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:28,170
Look, when was the last
time you just danced for fun?

573
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:31,239
Without being thrown in
the air every few seconds?

574
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:34,377
A bar mitzvah
three years ago.

575
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:01,842
So, Jet boy thinks he can
handle West Coast moves?

576
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,508
I think Shark girl's
asking the wrong question.

577
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:42,920
No, Carson wouldn't
bring it here.

578
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,285
Too many haters.

579
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,256
Where else
can we look?

580
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,394
I think I have an idea.

581
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,497
Carson!

582
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,478
Oh, no.

583
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,544
What?

584
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,523
I'm about to have
a secret, too.

585
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:20,922
Carson!

586
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,291
What are you guys
doing here?

587
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,887
Us? You need to
check yourself.

588
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:27,522
We were just
hanging out.

589
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,999
Carson, give us back
the spirit stick.

590
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,867
You junk up its karma around
here with all these civilians.

591
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,200
Ruben, it's in our room.

592
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,467
No, it's not.

593
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,635
Why do you think we're
out here looking for you?

594
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:42,311
Somebody jacked it, and
now we know for sure who.

595
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,678
Jets!

596
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,009
Jets kick ass
from east to west

597
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:50,385
And speaking
of coincidence...

598
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,321
You lost the
spirit stick.

599
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,552
Ooh! You Sharks
are tuna.

600
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,820
Just give it back.

601
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:58,954
Carson, this isn't
a Jets prank.

602
00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,498
I wouldn't scam
you like this.

603
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,500
Come on, Carson, it's
just a big coincidence

604
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,433
how he got you
out of your room

605
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,993
and then the spirit
stick was stolen.

606
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:09,632
Seems wrong he didn't tell you
he was a Jet when he met you.

607
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,642
That's right.
This has cheer bitch's

608
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,610
skanky paw prints
all over it!

609
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,237
Don't let them play
us again, Carson.

610
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,838
It's our year,
remember?

611
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,473
This is so whack.
Look, Carson.

612
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,541
I'll help you look for the
stupid stick, all right?

613
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,950
What?
Stupid stick?

614
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,284
Yeah. I'll help
you look, too.

615
00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:26,714
Look, don't get all
crazy about this, okay?

616
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,259
No, it's not okay.

617
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,557
How can I trust someone
who lies to his own team?

618
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,653
Carson.

619
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,924
You know, he didn't
need you guys

620
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,693
to raise travel
money for the trip.

621
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,894
He was too scared to tell
his dad about Cheer Camp.

622
00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:40,029
She's a liar,
right, Penn?

623
00:35:43,075 --> 00:35:45,168
No, Brooke. I should
have just believed you

624
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:48,645
when you said Sharks and
Jets were sworn enemies.

625
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,477
Now I know why.

626
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:53,050
You showed your true
colors, didn't you?

627
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,552
And you showed
you're just a Jet.

628
00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,020
Have fun being cursed,
losers.

629
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,389
Hey, we sold candy
bars for you, dude.

630
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,561
I'll pay you back
the money, okay?

631
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,095
But those Butterfingers
were heavy.

632
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,136
Hey, Pepper.

633
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,906
Heard the Sharks totally
lost the spirit stick.

634
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,035
What?

635
00:36:26,118 --> 00:36:27,142
Yeah, they're
over there.

636
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,311
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

637
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,649
See you.

638
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,289
Uh-oh.

639
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:47,537
So it's true.
You lost my spirit stick.

640
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,335
Pepper, I'm sorry.
Look, I got distracted...

641
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,241
Well, it was up to you to
guard it with your lives.

642
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,642
We'll find it, Pepper.

643
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,974
Oh, you better.

644
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,607
Yeah, so, on the real,
what happens if we don't?

645
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:58,775
Oh, who knows?

646
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,318
You remember that cheerleader
I was telling you about?

647
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,013
Well, after she
broke her leg,

648
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:06,113
her entire team got some
kind of nasty stomach virus,

649
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:09,558
and they all vomited on the
competition floor, all right?

650
00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:11,926
And, needless to say,
everyone was happy

651
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:14,227
to see them go
home the next day,

652
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:16,426
including the judges.

653
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,062
Okay, stop!
We are not cursed.

654
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,801
Not even the
spirit stick gods

655
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,502
can take this victory
away from us.

656
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,408
We are going to win,
damn it.

657
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,310
Pyramid, seven, eight.

658
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,212
One, two, three and
four, five, six...

659
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,511
Hey.

660
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,887
You guys, get up!

661
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,520
This is one
fast-acting curse.

662
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,517
Hey!

663
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,233
Damn curse.

664
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,176
Are those the Sharks?
Yeah.

665
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,456
Don't let them touch you.

666
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,985
Let the curse be with you!

667
00:38:58,203 --> 00:39:00,364
This is all the money
I've got on me right now.

668
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:03,498
So I can give you the rest
as soon as I can, all right?

669
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,805
That's not what
I care about.

670
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,513
So, what's your deal,
Penn?

671
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,175
Do you want to
be here or not?

672
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,913
At this minute, not so much.

673
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,147
I'm serious.

674
00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,122
We want to win.

675
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:22,024
Now you know what kind of
snakes those Sharks really are.

676
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:25,096
Yeah. They're like snarks.

677
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:27,162
The enemy.

678
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,392
Yeah, I get it, Chelsea.

679
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,959
Do you?

680
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:36,269
Look, I get it. You're not
into me. Nothing's gonna happen.

681
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,204
But it will happen
for this team.

682
00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:42,269
And the only way it's gonna
work is if we do this together.

683
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,507
Yeah.

684
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:46,517
So, you're like
with us or what?

685
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:50,043
"J" to the
"E" to the "T" to the "S"

686
00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:53,182
Jets kick ass
from east to west!

687
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:54,850
You know they
stole the stick.

688
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:58,362
It don't matter who took it, we
got to bust a cap in this curse.

689
00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,829
Even Ruben
thinks so now.

690
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,924
You know what? I think it's
time for Sarah to do her thing.

691
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:06,732
A cheer sacrifice? Has
it really come to that?

692
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:10,172
Well, if it'll get us a win,
we'll do it at midnight.

693
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,917
O mighty fallen
cheer angels,

694
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,686
we summon thee from darkness.

695
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,727
We're sorry about
your spirit stick,

696
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,561
but shouldn't you be cursing the
skanky succubae that stole it?

697
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:34,929
Not us.

698
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,231
While you process
our request,

699
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,101
will you please
accept our sacrifices?

700
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,198
Go, spirits!

701
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,738
It wouldn't hurt.

702
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:04,694
Girl! Your lucky
strapless?

703
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,197
If you love something,
set it free.

704
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,497
Oh, my God.
The cheer spirits are here.

705
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,541
They don't sound cheerful.

706
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,534
Maybe it was just the wind.

707
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:28,116
That's for trying to
get us cursed, freaks!

708
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,585
Yeah, except that
you don't deserve.

709
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,521
Like we need to steal
the spirit stick to win.

710
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,992
You couldn't even beat me
in a cheer-off, loser.

711
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,120
All right, that's it.
You want a real battle?

712
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,187
Sharks and Jets,
right now.

713
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,130
Fair fight. No contact.

714
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,428
Cheer rumble!

715
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:44,628
Let's go.

716
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,170
Yeah, let's go, you guys. Let's do this.

717
00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:48,433
Come on, you guys,
go around the corner.

718
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,668
Come on, guys, let's go.

719
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,834
Hey, snarks.

720
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:52,934
Bring it.

721
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,199
Jets!

722
00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:30,509
Sharks!

723
00:42:36,488 --> 00:42:37,580
Jets!

724
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,319
Sharks!

725
00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:57,802
Pyramid! Higher!

726
00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:25,833
What happened tonight
is an all-time,

727
00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:30,068
an all-time low for
Camp Spirit Thunder!

728
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:34,077
You've just ruined this
camp's chances against Vance.

729
00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,635
And, even worse,

730
00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:37,511
you lost my spirit stick.

731
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:39,550
Brooke, give Pepper
back her spirit stick.

732
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:41,381
Hey, loser,
if I had the stick,

733
00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:42,977
why would my team
have gotten hurt?

734
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,681
Because your team
started the rumble.

735
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,485
You don't even deserve...

736
00:43:47,559 --> 00:43:49,459
Enough!

737
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:54,487
You kids have let down yourselves,
your camp and your country.

738
00:43:54,566 --> 00:43:55,863
Take a look around.

739
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:59,097
Neither of you have enough
team members to compete now.

740
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,468
So in the morning,
when you get up,

741
00:44:01,573 --> 00:44:04,770
there'll be buses here
waiting to take you all home.

742
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:06,174
Good night!

743
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:18,453
Tomorrow, we need to whip those
little Prairie Dogs into shape.

744
00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:21,720
Then girlfriend, you'd
better pray for a miracle.

745
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,255
Let's just go
home and pretend

746
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,356
this whole sorry
trip never happened.

747
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:08,298
What a nightmare.

748
00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:20,582
Where's the
spirit stick?

749
00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:23,212
Brooke, I know
you have it.

750
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,950
You're still
the rock star of stupid.

751
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,219
Why would I keep the
stick and stay cursed?

752
00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,284
Can we all just get over it?

753
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,522
Even Paris and Nicole
settled their...

754
00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:34,224
Shut up, Ruben!

755
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:38,826
Pepper?

756
00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:45,800
Run! Flip! Jump high! You dissed
the spirits, and die, die, die!

757
00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:47,435
Pepper, let go!

758
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:58,354
What the hell?

759
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:00,050
Brooke didn't steal
the spirit stick.

760
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,218
She would've given it back by
now to get rid of the curse.

761
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,091
Whatever! She is still
a sick individual.

762
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:09,122
Now, just go to sleep. I don't
need any more drama tonight, okay?

763
00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:16,433
But that means Penn had
nothing to do with it, either.

764
00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,298
You guys,
we can't leave like this.

765
00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:49,965
It's like we're
giving up.

766
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,100
I promised you guys a win,

767
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,805
and we're going
to get one.

768
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,115
Pretty.

769
00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,956
Brooke, I don't think you
stole the spirit stick anymore.

770
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,724
Like I give a flying
tuck what you think.

771
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,128
Well, I do think
you want to win

772
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,757
Camp Championships
as much as I do.

773
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:17,131
So what?

774
00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,669
Well, if there was any
chance to stay and compete,

775
00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:20,169
you'd consider it, right?

776
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,728
Even if it meant
coming together.

777
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:23,471
Ew! That's like
cheer-cest!

778
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:26,169
Chelsea, I meant
combining our teams.

779
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:27,969
Look, it's about
not quitting.

780
00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:30,173
Pepper wants her camp to
win, I think she'll help us.

781
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,510
Brilliant plan, Carson.

782
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,778
Look, I think the Jets are
already on the spirits' hit list.

783
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:36,184
Because of you.

784
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:40,122
Okay, well, if we leave
now, we'll all stay cursed.

785
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,783
Come on, Brooke.

786
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,398
Boo that, freak!
We're out of here.

787
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,132
Penn?

788
00:47:58,810 --> 00:48:01,472
Look, I'm sorry for...

789
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,878
Well, it's kind of
a long list.

790
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,207
Later, Carson.

791
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,785
You can call me skids!

792
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,385
What?

793
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:21,159
You wanted me to say
yes to Hilary Duff light?

794
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,631
Strap on a pair, Penn.

795
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:24,065
Can I borrow yours?

796
00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:26,729
Don't even try
to out-bitch me.

797
00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,238
Yeah. Brooke's like
the Olym-bitch champion.

798
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:30,467
No doubt.

799
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,099
I just never pegged
you for a quitter.

800
00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:33,700
I'm not quitting, Penn.

801
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:36,212
I'm embracing my future.

802
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:38,078
Which is freaking bright!

803
00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:40,049
Everyone says so.

804
00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,416
They say a lot of other stuff
about her, too, you know.

805
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,114
Shut up, Chelsea!

806
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,834
Okay, we're in.

807
00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,067
Yes.

808
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,010
I'm captain, of course.

809
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:11,181
You two perform together?

810
00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,615
In what? A cheer death match?

811
00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:15,050
No. We would be...

812
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,019
Co-captains.

813
00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:20,783
Pepper, even with
only half our squads,

814
00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:23,122
we've still got the best
cheerleaders in camp.

815
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:27,153
Hey, P-Dog! It is only a jump
if your feet come off the ground.

816
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:28,528
Okay, hon?
Whatever.

817
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:31,295
Pep, I'm trying to tell you,
these Prairie Dogs are so bad,

818
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,098
they can't even roll over.

819
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,196
Don't give up
on them yet.

820
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:40,569
Come on, you all. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.

821
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,808
Two, two, three, four...

822
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:49,753
We are the
Flamingos! We are the Flamingos!

823
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,914
Look. Please give
us a second chance.

824
00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,390
Sorry, don't believe in those,
angel pants. So you all just...

825
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,154
We are the Flamingos!

826
00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:59,993
We are the Flamingos!
We are the Flamingos!

827
00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:01,122
Damn.

828
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,394
No Flamingo could throw
down like that last year.

829
00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:06,494
Get out of my camp,
Voorhees!

830
00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:08,436
Hey, we're just passing through, ma'am.

831
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,838
Don't get your
scort in a twist.

832
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:16,511
Wouldn't it be fun to, like, rip
him a new one in Championships?

833
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,475
All right, you guys. We
called you out here to tell you

834
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,382
that Pepper got us
approved with the council.

835
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,387
And now all we
need is a new name.

836
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,548
I was thinking
the East-West Spirit?

837
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,922
Ain't that an
Amtrak train?

838
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:32,952
Why can't we have a cool
name, like TomKat or Bennifer?

839
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:34,692
How about the Jarks?

840
00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:36,631
How about

841
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,066
the Sharts?

842
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:42,300
How about the Shets?

843
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,934
I mean, I don't see you guys
coming up with something better.

844
00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:48,103
All right.
We're the Shets.

845
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:50,477
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
This ain't gonna work.

846
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,175
Remember what happened
to Tupac and Biggie?

847
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,911
We'll make it work.

848
00:50:53,985 --> 00:50:55,452
We're combining the best
parts of both routines,

849
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,544
so get up!
Get up. Up, guys.

850
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,215
Come on, you guys,
positions. Get up!

851
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,024
Penn and Chelsea,
get in the back.

852
00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:13,829
I so don't do the back
row. Tell her, Brooke.

853
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:17,306
Why doesn't Goth-a-sauraus
step to the back?

854
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,275
Because Goth...

855
00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,334
Sarah can dance
her little ass off.

856
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,573
Now let's try this.
Come on.

857
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,674
Chels, please.

858
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,556
Five, six, seven, eight.

859
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:36,787
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.

860
00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:38,556
Ready? Try it.

861
00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:40,688
Five, six, seven, eight.

862
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:44,758
One, two, three, four,
five, six. Two more.

863
00:51:44,836 --> 00:51:48,772
One, two, three, four,
five, six... Last one.

864
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,833
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.

865
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,110
I got this.

866
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,949
All right, everybody, that
was great. We got the fever.

867
00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:12,291
Yeah, bite me.

868
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,990
You're doing
great, honey.

869
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:20,894
Hey, Penn.

870
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:21,996
I...

871
00:52:22,073 --> 00:52:23,973
I'll be back
before next practice.

872
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,770
You know, I was hoping
that we could talk.

873
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,606
And by talk I mean,

874
00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:30,704
you know, I thought that
maybe we could have a do-over.

875
00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:34,547
Do-over? Carson,
I think we're done.

876
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:38,680
Look, Penn, I'm sorry I accused
you of stealing the spirit stick,

877
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,986
and, of course,
embarrassing you

878
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,253
and telling everyone
your darkest secret.

879
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,090
That was bad, but...

880
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:49,191
This could be
going better.

881
00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:54,132
Look, Carson, I'm gonna work
my ass off to help our team win.

882
00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:55,729
But you and me,

883
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,433
I think we should
stick to our own coasts.

884
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,100
All right?

885
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,143
Seven, eight.

886
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:13,881
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

887
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:22,922
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

888
00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:39,642
Tight work.

889
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,802
Hey!

890
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:10,146
Pepper's lost her mind.

891
00:54:10,214 --> 00:54:12,546
I think she put out
an AMBER Alert, too.

892
00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:14,278
Man, I'd love to
know who took it.

893
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:17,116
I smell P-Dog.

894
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:18,382
No.

895
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,923
I bet it was the Flamingos.

896
00:54:19,991 --> 00:54:22,983
Look, either way, let's
just hope the curse is done.

897
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,618
We need all
the help we can get.

898
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,957
You know what?
You're right.

899
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,895
Let's practice our
routine one more time.

900
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:31,363
What? You guys! Ow!

901
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:53,152
Get it, boy.
You better work it.

902
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,950
Bet I can cheer you up.

903
00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:24,250
Don't be a wad, Penn.

904
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:27,382
Go find Carson.

905
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:30,385
Excuse me?

906
00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:31,485
Yeah, I know.

907
00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:33,393
Never thought I'd
say those words.

908
00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:37,560
But, hey, if you're into a bony
ass and cankles, then what the hell.

909
00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:40,297
Knot up! Go get her, fool.

910
00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,532
Yeah, but after
she ratted me out

911
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:44,699
I can't make myself
trust her, you know.

912
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,003
Why not?

913
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:48,673
Damn.

914
00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,373
I must be insane.

915
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,741
Doesn't mean I have to be.

916
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:57,553
Do what you want, Penn.

917
00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,987
But don't be a pendejo.

918
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:05,559
Brooke, thanks.

919
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,128
Whatever.

920
00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:15,796
By the way,

921
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,135
your loss.

922
00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,937
I'm double-jointed.

923
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:24,747
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,

924
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:28,114
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,

925
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,743
five, six, seven, eight.

926
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,117
One, and two, and
three, and four... Hey!

927
00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:33,418
Ever heard of this new
thing called counting?

928
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,254
Everybody stretch! Now!

929
00:56:35,326 --> 00:56:37,294
Ever heard of team
work? Shut up, Carson.

930
00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:38,589
Yo, watch it, cuz.

931
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:39,856
Yo, stop fronting, cuz.

932
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,591
I heard you with Chicago.

933
00:56:41,665 --> 00:56:43,223
You're not just an Oreo,
Aeysha.

934
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:44,426
You're double-stuffed.

935
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:45,594
You're wrong, Brooke!

936
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:49,002
My girl, she been pulling
drive-bys since she was a shorty.

937
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,438
Yo, she was drinking
40s off the nipple.

938
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:51,600
Carson?

939
00:56:51,675 --> 00:56:53,666
So, don't be getting up
on her Kool-Aid, biatch,

940
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,473
'cause I have seen
what she's done

941
00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:58,379
to fugly swamp donkeys
like you, fo shizzle.

942
00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:01,615
Carson, it's over.

943
00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:02,709
Are you sure?

944
00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:05,551
I cannot watch you
"fo shizzle" ever again.

945
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:08,283
Good.

946
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:18,735
Look, you all. All this,
"Girl, please" and cursing,

947
00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:20,327
it ain't me.

948
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:22,304
I mean, it isn't me.

949
00:57:22,373 --> 00:57:24,841
I just did it to
get your respect.

950
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:26,877
See, the real Aeysha
got teased every day

951
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,912
in junior high
for being an Oreo.

952
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:32,608
You know, black on the
outside, white on the inside.

953
00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:35,208
And I've been hood
ratting it up ever since.

954
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,251
You're whiter than me.

955
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:41,519
Maybe so, but,
that's who I am.

956
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:43,992
Just a black girl
who enunciates.

957
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:48,489
Do you have
something to say?

958
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:52,229
Hey, if you want
respect that badly,

959
00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:54,362
just be a bitch, like me.

960
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,070
Same respect,
half the effort.

961
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:00,434
Guess the bitch
is out of the bag.

962
00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,001
Truth out!

963
00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,516
I'm a virgin.

964
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,144
Technically.

965
00:58:12,223 --> 00:58:14,623
I just act that way
so guys will like me.

966
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:17,126
But it's really hard
being slutty all the time.

967
00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:19,685
I don't know how
you do it, Brooke.

968
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:30,907
My parents aren't bribing me
to be a cheerleader.

969
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,035
I do it because
cheerleading is dark

970
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:35,772
and twisted.

971
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:36,938
Are you high?

972
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,879
No. Think about it.

973
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,382
We cheer for
the other team's failure

974
00:58:40,451 --> 00:58:44,217
just as much as we cheer
for own team's victory.

975
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,949
That's so twisted.

976
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,285
Sarah?

977
00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:49,918
Okay, I'm a little high.

978
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,621
Yo, this is
like confession.

979
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:55,827
I'm out of here.

980
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,162
No, wait.

981
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:00,968
I have something to confess.

982
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,369
This should be good.

983
00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:04,202
Miss USA has a secret.

984
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:06,743
Spill, Tara Connor.

985
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,368
I'm scared.

986
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,844
It's okay, Carson.

987
00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:11,347
You can do it.

988
00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:13,906
No, that's it.

989
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,349
I'm scared.

990
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,452
You know, I act like
the fearless captain

991
00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,785
who's not afraid
to go for it,

992
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:25,591
but, in reality, going
for it is my biggest fear.

993
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,824
I'm so confused.

994
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,298
But don't let it stop you, I
mean, it happens all the time.

995
00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:33,097
Yeah. What
I meant was,

996
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,161
I just wish I could
believe in myself

997
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,605
as much as I believe
in all of you.

998
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,683
I'm not gay.

999
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,585
I like girls

1000
00:59:51,655 --> 00:59:53,384
a lot.

1001
00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:55,049
Are you serious?

1002
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,624
I'm straight.

1003
00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:02,792
You girls just assumed,

1004
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:07,462
so once you started changing in
front of me, I couldn't stop you.

1005
01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:11,030
And then,
I was like committed.

1006
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,632
Hold up.

1007
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:16,077
There's no way this guy's
not gay, and I'll prove it.

1008
01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:22,818
Okay.

1009
01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:24,376
He is not gay.

1010
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,753
No, but he is dead.

1011
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:28,485
Get him.
Get him.

1012
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:36,631
Hey, Mom. Hey, can I
speak to the General?

1013
01:00:37,701 --> 01:00:39,066
All right.

1014
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,063
Hello, sir.

1015
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,801
No, everything's fine.

1016
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,638
I'm fine.

1017
01:00:46,710 --> 01:00:48,200
No, I'm great.

1018
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:54,250
Actually, I'm not at
Warrior Camp exactly.

1019
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,979
I'm at Cheer Camp.

1020
01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:01,949
Because I'm a cheerleader.

1021
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,522
Yes, one of those.

1022
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:10,591
Sir?

1023
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:12,135
Dad?

1024
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,191
Dad!

1025
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,897
Listen.

1026
01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:18,703
This is the funny thing,
when you hear the rest,

1027
01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,973
cheerleading is gonna sound
like the good part.

1028
01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:25,274
About West Point...

1029
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:30,080
Okay, that was traumatic
but good, right?

1030
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:31,587
I mean, now we can
work as a team.

1031
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:34,021
Yeah. A team of freaks.

1032
01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,286
We are not
a team, okay?

1033
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,818
We can't combine routines
and this was a dumbass idea!

1034
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:43,164
Tell them, Ruben.
We can do this.

1035
01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:47,001
We blow.
We cannot do this.

1036
01:01:47,104 --> 01:01:49,538
Because we're cursed,
all of us.

1037
01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:52,575
Holy crap, Ruben,
snap out of it!

1038
01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:56,445
What have you done
with happy Ruben?

1039
01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:57,980
It's weird, you know.

1040
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,175
Now that I'm not
gay anymore,

1041
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,047
I'm not gay anymore.

1042
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:03,643
Okay, we're freaks!

1043
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,188
But let's make
that work for us.

1044
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,519
Come on, you guys. I mean,
there has to be some way

1045
01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,821
that we can
perform together.

1046
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,954
We can start with couples.

1047
01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:35,980
I'll take the lead.

1048
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:37,281
So, like, we're
gonna copy them?

1049
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,117
I'm gonna move to the
right then to the left.

1050
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:40,622
Okay.

1051
01:02:40,691 --> 01:02:41,783
Start up like that,
all right?

1052
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:42,883
Okay.

1053
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,621
Here we go.

1054
01:02:44,695 --> 01:02:45,855
Hey, you want
to try this?

1055
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,021
There you go.

1056
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:49,796
Top again.

1057
01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:55,398
All right, top again.
Here we go.

1058
01:03:01,712 --> 01:03:04,442
Give me a turn.
There you go.

1059
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,806
For real.

1060
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,381
This could work.

1061
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:40,848
And I'll prove it.
Get over here.

1062
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:45,883
All right, everybody
ready? From the top.

1063
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:48,516
Look, I'm cool about you coming
out of the straight closet.

1064
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,787
Please, you're just saying
that so I'll try to catch you.

1065
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:52,419
Try?

1066
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,465
All right.
Five, six, seven, eight.

1067
01:04:49,887 --> 01:04:51,855
That was tight.
You know what?

1068
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,957
I think we could
actually win this.

1069
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,727
Maybe we should
make sure.

1070
01:04:57,794 --> 01:05:02,026
"Compare the opposing army so you
may know where strength lies. "

1071
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,259
Recon?

1072
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,598
Hey, guys. We need
to get some disguises.

1073
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:20,912
They practice on stage 70A.
Find it.

1074
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,009
Cell phones ready?

1075
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,714
Recon positions by
texting only. Break!

1076
01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,300
Chels,

1077
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,238
I'm right next to you.

1078
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,189
Thank you.

1079
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,531
Hey, Ron,
get the gate for me.

1080
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,270
Hello, Mr. Voorhees.

1081
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,172
The Flamingos
just started...

1082
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:21,210
Listen, we have got to
tighten up the security.

1083
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,644
I need more time
for my Flamingos...

1084
01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,011
Keep up the good work.

1085
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,143
I guess your father
would laugh at us, huh?

1086
01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:33,280
He's not big
into laughter.

1087
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:36,053
You know,
I told him everything.

1088
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,252
Really?

1089
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,795
Then what'd he say about
you being a cheerleader?

1090
01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,888
Well, that he
laughed at.

1091
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,731
Hey, covert cheer-ops.

1092
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:49,134
Two-to-one pyramid.

1093
01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:55,272
All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick, you
three in the corner, be the base.

1094
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,041
Come on, guys, hurry up.
Let's go.

1095
01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,605
Chelsea,
watch out for the guard.

1096
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,550
Brooke, first level.
All right.

1097
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:04,450
One, two, three.

1098
01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:07,718
All right. Now, Carson.

1099
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,418
One, two, three.

1100
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,236
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

1101
01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:22,533
I don't want to see
any loose knees.

1102
01:07:22,606 --> 01:07:25,040
Jason, that's on the two.
You're always late.

1103
01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,871
Wait, how did you
guys get in here?

1104
01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:30,811
Seriously, that guy
wasn't even a real guard.

1105
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:33,406
"If an enemy leaves the door
open, you must rush in. "

1106
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:34,882
Art of War.

1107
01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,485
Base, keep it together now.

1108
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:40,955
I really want to see you
attack the ground. Oh, yeah!

1109
01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:44,754
Oh, my gosh.

1110
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,625
Welcome to cheer-topia.

1111
01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:48,857
State of the art
everything.

1112
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,762
Is that Letty Trotter?

1113
01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,302
Choreographer
to the stars?

1114
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,530
That look on your faces,

1115
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,765
that's the same look
I had after my divorce.

1116
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,138
So sad to see
a dream die.

1117
01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:03,342
Anyhoo, give my best
to Pepper, would you?

1118
01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:10,384
Vance wasn't
bluffing.

1119
01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:12,479
Their tumbling
is amazing.

1120
01:08:12,556 --> 01:08:13,648
Those Flamingos
are like...

1121
01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:15,281
Better than us.

1122
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:17,621
We need to come up with
something really good.

1123
01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:18,751
No, really?

1124
01:08:18,829 --> 01:08:20,421
I thought we'd come
up with something bad

1125
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:22,055
and see if we
can win that way.

1126
01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:25,295
Sorry, it's a reflex.

1127
01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:26,392
What are we
going to do?

1128
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,267
Look, I don't know, okay?
I can't believe it.

1129
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:31,967
After all this, I just wanted
to win Camp Championships once.

1130
01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:33,373
Don't freak out, Carson.

1131
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,105
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You've won.

1132
01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:42,641
Look, our dance routine
is better than theirs.

1133
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:45,119
We just need
a triple threat.

1134
01:08:45,188 --> 01:08:47,622
Let's think.
What would Sun Tzu do?

1135
01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:54,820
"Make use of concubines
who are greedy for gold. "

1136
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,673
I don't think Sun Tzu would be
riding a rollercoaster, Carson.

1137
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:08,711
You see how the red
and blue rails loop?

1138
01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:10,541
Criss-cross and
then corkscrew away?

1139
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,605
Yeah, almost like
a double helix.

1140
01:09:13,717 --> 01:09:15,548
That'll be the path
of the two flyers.

1141
01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:16,608
Sweet!
Sweet!

1142
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,381
No one's ever
done that before.

1143
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:20,320
We're gonna need something
new if we want to win.

1144
01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:22,654
Imagine if we pull it off.
That would be sick!

1145
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,192
It'd be awesome.
So cool!

1146
01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,525
But is it possible?

1147
01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:29,463
Yeah, it's gonna be really
difficult for the flyers.

1148
01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,194
Who's gonna do it?

1149
01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:33,927
Five, six, seven, eight...

1150
01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,257
You okay?

1151
01:10:02,332 --> 01:10:03,424
Yeah. I'm fine.

1152
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,559
All right, you guys,
let's do it again.

1153
01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:22,644
One, two, three,
four, five, six...

1154
01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:56,416
Hey, Aeysha,
who taught you to sew?

1155
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:57,748
Martha Stewart.

1156
01:10:57,821 --> 01:11:00,415
All right.
One portable hot press.

1157
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:02,515
Nice work.
Where'd you find that?

1158
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:06,551
Concierges can do anything
all over the world.

1159
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:09,963
You'll see for yourself
when we win tomorrow.

1160
01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:18,501
Where in the world
of competition sports

1161
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:20,509
will you find
two arch rivals,

1162
01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,738
forced by
a dramatic twist of fate,

1163
01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:24,939
to join teams and
combine their styles

1164
01:11:25,015 --> 01:11:27,108
to face a mysterious
new challenger?

1165
01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:30,448
Well, right here at the All
Star Cheer Camp Championships,

1166
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,545
where one of these teams
will win the title

1167
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,522
and the right to represent
the United States

1168
01:11:34,591 --> 01:11:36,456
in the World Cheer
Exhibition Tour.

1169
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:37,823
And who will that be?

1170
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:49,104
Up next on Cheer TV, the most
exciting cheerleading in the world!

1171
01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:51,106
All right. All right. All
right. Ladies and gentlemen,

1172
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:53,438
boys and girls,
moms and dads,

1173
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:56,570
welcome to the All Star
Cheer Camp Championship!

1174
01:11:58,415 --> 01:11:59,780
You guys look great.

1175
01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:01,612
All right. Well, let's
not waste any more time.

1176
01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:04,711
Let's bring out our first
people, representing Camp Victory,

1177
01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:08,224
ladies and gentlemen, make
a lot of noise for Sebring!

1178
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:35,846
Thank you, Prairie Dogs.
Good luck in the competition.

1179
01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:39,377
Next up on the practice
pad, the Flamingos.

1180
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:52,134
...three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.

1181
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:04,973
Yeah.

1182
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:18,216
Yeah!

1183
01:13:18,328 --> 01:13:19,920
Yeah!
Good job.

1184
01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:22,832
All right. All right!

1185
01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:25,931
Great job, Sebring!

1186
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,627
They really brought it,
didn't they?

1187
01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:32,368
Another fantastic routine.
Am I right?

1188
01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:35,634
Yeah!
Are you ready for another?

1189
01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:38,239
All right! All the way
from South Dakota,

1190
01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,407
give it up for
the Prairie Dogs!

1191
01:13:40,483 --> 01:13:42,542
Don't forget your lock out.

1192
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:52,823
All right, guys, let's
run it. Five, six...

1193
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:08,303
This is a cheer-saster.

1194
01:15:08,571 --> 01:15:10,300
A cheer-tastrophe.

1195
01:15:10,907 --> 01:15:13,569
A total cheer-clipse
of the sun.

1196
01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:14,632
Not bad.
Good one.

1197
01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:15,735
Yes.

1198
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,245
Look, no, you guys
are all wrong, okay.

1199
01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,247
We're still good.
We just...

1200
01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:21,215
We want the crowd
to be pumped up.

1201
01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:31,215
Okay, all right.
They were really good, right?

1202
01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:35,054
Sharks, Jets, Shets.

1203
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:37,354
It doesn't really matter
what you call yourselves.

1204
01:16:37,427 --> 01:16:41,227
Oh, and you call yourselves
the Flaming Hoes.

1205
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,424
Yeah.
That's a bad choice.

1206
01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:47,833
...introduce to you,
the mighty Flamingos.

1207
01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:55,942
Hope you've been practicing
your loser facials.

1208
01:16:56,012 --> 01:16:58,344
Oh, wait.
I think you're on.

1209
01:16:58,681 --> 01:17:00,581
You are so on.

1210
01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:03,977
Shelby, come on!

1211
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,145
Come on, you guys.

1212
01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:06,245
Let's go.

1213
01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:16,798
Flamingos, think pink!

1214
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,423
Pink, pink, pink!

1215
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,333
They're even better
than I remembered.

1216
01:17:54,404 --> 01:17:56,531
And they're not
even cursed.

1217
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,371
Carson.

1218
01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:14,752
Okay, you've got to get
over yourself and fast.

1219
01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,485
What? Stop psyching yourself out.

1220
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:17,583
Look, I'm totally fine.

1221
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:20,026
You're totally not, and
they know that you're scared.

1222
01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,495
Look, what else do
you want me to say?

1223
01:18:21,564 --> 01:18:22,929
You've been right
about me all along.

1224
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:24,296
I'm not a good leader,
my skills are...

1225
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,301
You idiot.
This is not about skills.

1226
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,269
This competition is
about showmanship.

1227
01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:31,204
Your choreography is
going to win it for us.

1228
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:34,801
Don't you know you're
more creative than me?

1229
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:37,607
Why else would I bother
to put you down?

1230
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:41,915
Carson, you've got it.
You always have.

1231
01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:45,683
But for the Shets' sake,
now you gotta bring it.

1232
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:48,383
Hey, it's your year,
remember?

1233
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:50,858
No, Brooke, it's our year.

1234
01:19:14,684 --> 01:19:15,981
All right, you guys,
this is it.

1235
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:17,280
Just stay tight
and lock out.

1236
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,877
Okay. On three.

1237
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,353
One, two, three.

1238
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:22,652
Shets!

1239
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:29,494
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1240
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,532
Yeah.
Hey.

1241
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,506
Yeah! Great job!

1242
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:43,944
And now for our last
performance of the day,

1243
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:49,576
from Camp Spirit Thunder, rising
from the ashes of both coasts,

1244
01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:52,485
here are the Shets!

1245
01:20:07,503 --> 01:20:10,028
Don't worry, skids,
I checked your marks.

1246
01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:11,596
Just catch me, okay.

1247
01:20:11,674 --> 01:20:12,800
Cradle.

1248
01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:14,932
All set, Penn.

1249
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:44,792
Cradle.

1250
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:48,502
Told you I'd catch you.

1251
01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:02,101
Yes, yes. Yes, yes!

1252
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:41,907
We did it!

1253
01:24:48,551 --> 01:24:50,610
That's what I'm talking
about. Give me some.

1254
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:52,313
Some what?

1255
01:24:52,388 --> 01:24:54,618
Okay. All right. Yeah!

1256
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:58,854
As always, Cheer Camp Championships
deliver, huh? Let's hear you.

1257
01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,896
We'll have to wait
for the judges to score

1258
01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,863
because this one's
going to be close.

1259
01:25:04,033 --> 01:25:05,762
Too close.
Yeah.

1260
01:25:05,835 --> 01:25:07,860
Now is a really bad
time to be cursed.

1261
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:11,771
You know what? Who
cares if we're cursed?

1262
01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:15,004
Getting cursed may have been the
best thing that's ever happened to us.

1263
01:25:15,077 --> 01:25:17,511
Without this curse, we would
have never become this team,

1264
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:19,514
and hit a stunt that's
never been done before.

1265
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:21,573
I mean,
that was amazing.

1266
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:24,848
I have the results
right here.

1267
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:27,616
I'll be reading third
place, apparently.

1268
01:25:27,690 --> 01:25:31,524
In third place, representing
South Dakota, the Prairie Dogs.

1269
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,188
Way to go, Dogs.

1270
01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,891
Look, we all gave 100%,
and we trust each other.

1271
01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:41,232
Who cares about some stupid
old trophy and world tour?

1272
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:44,568
Coming in at second place,

1273
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,631
the Flamingos!

1274
01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:48,934
Oh, my God!

1275
01:25:49,011 --> 01:25:51,639
All right. So that means
the winning squad

1276
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:53,773
that will represent
the United States

1277
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,009
on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour

1278
01:25:56,085 --> 01:25:59,646
is the East-West Shets!

1279
01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:03,049
Brooke, I meant what I said. I know.

1280
01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:04,752
It's just...
We freaking won!

1281
01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:05,851
I know.

1282
01:26:07,096 --> 01:26:09,360
Pepper, got something
for you.

1283
01:26:09,431 --> 01:26:11,126
My spirit stick.

1284
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,827
Vance, I knew it
was you all along.

1285
01:26:12,902 --> 01:26:14,893
But why? You don't
even believe in it.

1286
01:26:14,970 --> 01:26:16,096
No, but you do.

1287
01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,636
Besides, the stupid stick
didn't work in the first place.

1288
01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,470
Pepper.
Maybe it did.

1289
01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,272
We broke the curse.

1290
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:25,745
You sure did.
Congratulations.

1291
01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:32,011
No more curse!
No more curse!

1292
01:26:32,087 --> 01:26:33,918
No more curse!

1293
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:35,784
Carson.

1294
01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:58,537
<i>♪  Boy walk in the spot,
he's so fresh

1295
01:26:58,614 --> 01:27:00,605
<i>♪ He got what he needs to impressin' ♪</i>

1296
01:27:00,683 --> 01:27:02,742
<i>♪ Just look at the way
that he dressin' ♪</i>

1297
01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:04,809
<i>♪ Ain't no question chicks like oh ♪</i>

1298
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:06,946
<i>♪ Girl walkin' the spot,
she stop traffic ♪</i>

1299
01:27:07,022 --> 01:27:09,047
<i>♪ She's blowing your mind
with her asset ♪</i>

1300
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:13,026
<i>♪ So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like oh ♪</i>

1301
01:27:13,195 --> 01:27:14,992
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1302
01:27:15,130 --> 01:27:16,927
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1303
01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:19,194
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1304
01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:21,565
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1305
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,365
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1306
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:25,234
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1307
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:27,565
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1308
01:27:27,710 --> 01:27:29,735
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1309
01:27:29,979 --> 01:27:34,109
<i>♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪</i>

1310
01:27:34,183 --> 01:27:38,176
<i>♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪</i>

1311
01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:42,418
<i>♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪</i>

1312
01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:46,120
<i>♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪</i>

1313
01:27:46,195 --> 01:27:48,425
<i>♪ Just like that they ♪</i>

1314
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:50,656
<i>♪ Boy actin' as if
there's no pressure ♪</i>

1315
01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:52,892
<i>♪ He'd do anything to get with her ♪</i>

1316
01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:54,902
<i>♪ He say anything to convince her ♪</i>

1317
01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:57,005
<i>♪ Money spent to diamonds send her ♪</i>

1318
01:27:57,072 --> 01:27:59,040
<i>♪ Girl playin' it cool
but she's with it ♪</i>

1319
01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:01,165
<i>♪ She lovin' the fact
that she's gifted ♪</i>

1320
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,245
<i>♪ Everything he do she gets lifted ♪</i>

1321
01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:05,347
<i>♪ Feels so wicked lovin' like oh ♪</i>

1322
01:28:05,414 --> 01:28:07,143
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1323
01:28:07,283 --> 01:28:09,046
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1324
01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:11,643
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1325
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,812
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1326
01:28:13,889 --> 01:28:15,652
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1327
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,554
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1328
01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:19,885
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1329
01:28:20,029 --> 01:28:22,122
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1330
01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:26,156
<i>♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪</i>

1331
01:28:26,235 --> 01:28:30,729
<i>♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪</i>

1332
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:34,469
<i>♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪</i>

1333
01:28:34,543 --> 01:28:38,604
<i>♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪</i>

1334
01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:40,911
<i>♪ Just like that they ♪</i>

1335
01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:46,552
<i>♪ One night with you boy
just one night with you ♪</i>

1336
01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:51,321
<i>♪ All the things we could do
Every day I think of ♪</i>

1337
01:28:51,393 --> 01:28:54,988
<i>♪ One night with you
no one else but us two ♪</i>

1338
01:28:55,064 --> 01:29:00,263
<i>♪ All our dreams would come true
If we'd just get together ♪</i>

1339
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,064
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1340
01:29:02,204 --> 01:29:03,899
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1341
01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,906
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1342
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,975
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1343
01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:09,873
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪</i>

1344
01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:11,775
<i>♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪</i>

1345
01:29:11,914 --> 01:29:13,905
<i>♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪</i>

1346
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,040
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1347
01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:18,086
<i>♪ Uh, what you waitin' for? ♪</i>

1348
01:29:18,287 --> 01:29:22,451
<i>♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪</i>

1349
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:26,358
<i>♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪</i>

1350
01:29:26,428 --> 01:29:30,592
<i>♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪</i>

1351
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:34,966
<i>♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪</i>

1352
01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:37,198
<i>♪ Just like that they ♪</i>

1353
01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:39,536
<i>♪ And it's only baby ♪</i>

1354
01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:43,476
<i>♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪</i>

1355
01:29:43,612 --> 01:29:45,580
<i>♪ You're gonna like it ♪</i>

1356
01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:47,979
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>

1357
01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:51,349
<i>♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪</i>

1358
01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:53,183
<i>♪ You're gonna like it ♪</i>

1359
01:29:53,255 --> 01:29:55,883
<i>♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪</i>